Sunday, January 13, 2013

the mindless pit that is my brain... golden globes edition

Boy, do I LOOOOOOVE me some Golden Globes
I have my Aggie sweats on and some tissues at my side (for my cold, not my emotions.) I'm ecstatic that Amy and Tina are hosts, so let the games begin!

Red Carpet Pre-show. Crap I missed the first half

  • I just love Jimmy Fallon! "Hummm I think Jimmy Kimmel just walked by..." he's just the cutest
  • Anne Hathaway... I think I must admit that I now love her. Used to despise her.... now its love. I am also loving her Chanel dress...she better win big tonight
  • I wish I was on a first name basis with Kevin...Costner
  • HUGH!!!!
  • Mental note... GO SEE 'QUARTET.' Maggie Smith is a genius
  • Ewan just gets more and more attractive
  • I wish Hellen Mirren was my inner voice
  • Or maybe Sofia Vergara. yes. her
  • speaking of Sofia...I have been insta-following her forever. #truefan
They are startingggg!
  • Tina's dress... dang gurl!
  • "When it comes to torture, I trust the lady who was married to James Cameron for 3 years... ...dig!
  • Hunger Games, Life of Pi.... that was a good one.
  • so many jokes. 
  • can't keep up
  • "Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu, and I hear she is amazing in it!" 
  • I want to watch that opening monologue again. SO GREAT!
  • ummm Kate Hudson looks like her mom! 
  • Maggie Smith! Holla!!!
  • If Paul Rudd asked me to marry him tomorrow.... I would be going to bed now so tomorrow came sooner.
  • J. LO's dress looks like its straight out of a Britney Spears video!
  • Please ANYTHING but that Taylor Swift Hunger Games song... PLEASE!
  • Oh bless you Adele. Way to take one for the team. PS lovely dress
  • "That was Hillary Clinton's husband!!!"
  • Kristen and Will....must host next year!
  • "What does it say? I beat Meryl" good one J.Law, shout out to First Wives Club!!!
  • trailer for COMMUNITY!!! Less than 1 month!!
  • I would also take John Krasinski AND/OR Robert Downey Jr tomorrow, no question
  • Schmidt Max Greenfield looks so dapper!
  • Oh hey Anne Princess of Genovia... "Thank you for this blunt force object that I will forever use as a weapon for self doubt." Dang, she is awesome. Classy. 
  • Sylvester Stalone's head looks wayyyy too small for his body
  • "Russell Crowe had 4 months of singing lessons...that was money well spent"
  • Jason Bateman, so fine.
  • "Taylor Swift, you stay away from Michael J Foxx's son... or go for it..." ha! I must point out the fact that the camera did NOT show T Swift, but DID show Michael J Fox... yes.
  • "You know I'm just gonna put it out there loud and proud, I'm gonna need your support on this- I am, um, single" -Jodie Foster
  • "I was going to bring my walker tonight, but it didn't go with the cleavage." -- Jodie Foster, after cheering, "I'm 50!"
  • confession... all google commercials make me cry (those tissues apparently WERE for my emotions too)
  • Ben Affleck....stand up guy
  • dunananananana, Batman!
  • "Elektra just gave Wolverine a Golden Globe!!" Hugh Jackman baby! I wanted to kiss this TV just now, happiness! And his shout out to his wife... Presh!
  • I just really wanted Eddie Redmayne to give a speech...
  • Sooooo many shout-outs to the flu. Strange.
  • Why have I still not seen Lincoln? #fail

If you made it this far, you are aware of the fact that I obviously have issues. I just really love movies!

Favorite moments:

and don't forget to check out all the DRESSES! I still think Anne's was my favorite... yes. yes it was. 

over and out.