things i learned over christmas break

• apparently the leftover and rotten food in the fridge is called "junky crunk"
• the purpose of a cows udders may be confusing
• gretchen has a butt fetish
• samuel feels exposed if his neck is showing
• christmas carols are MUCH more fun sung opera style in the car
• samuel has a higher range than i do
• gretchen dreams of calling delila and making up a sappy story...maybe about lula, whos blind daughter besy wants to meet billy ray cyrus...just an idea
  
• summer sausage is delicious, but can be the source of an awkward conversation
• when samuel blows his nose, he may light the house on fire
• growing up really does suck sometimes
• i really cant stand slow computers
• apparently samuels life goal is to be the first king/lawyer/CSI/astronaut/surgeon/bagpiper with a mustache on the moon
  
• i can never live far away from my family
• chicken helen says "oh my garsh"
• fruitcake does not make an ideal christmas present...especially 2 years in a row
  
• im way too spoiled
• i have the bestttttttt family

souvenez-vous qui vous êtes

-whit sariah