Friday, January 15, 2010

things i learned over christmas break

  • apparently the leftover and rotten food in the fridge is called "junky crunk"
  • the purpose of a cows udders may be confusing
  • gretchen has a butt fetish
  • samuel feels exposed if his neck is showing
  • christmas carols are MUCH more fun sung opera style in the car
  • samuel has a higher range than i do
  • gretchen dreams of calling delila and making up a sappy story...maybe about lula, whos blind daughter besy wants to meet billy ray cyrus...just an idea
  • summer sausage is delicious, but can be the source of an awkward conversation
  • when samuel blows his nose, he may light the house on fire
  • growing up really does suck sometimes
  • i really cant stand slow computers
  • apparently samuels life goal is to be the first king/lawyer/CSI/astronaut/surgeon/bagpiper with a mustache on the moon
  • i can never live far away from my family
  • chicken helen says "oh my garsh"
  • fruitcake does not make an ideal christmas present...especially 2 years in a row
  • im way too spoiled
  • i have the bestttttttt family

souvenez-vous qui vous ĂȘtes
-whit sariah

1 comment:

  1. Oh and by the way the "junky cunk" needs cleaned out again! kiss-kiss you whit girl you<3